I wanna bring you to show and tell
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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