stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
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