I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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