i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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