i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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