white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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