so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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