So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
You took a bar mat shot.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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