Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
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I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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