I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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