did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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