nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Randomize
