So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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