I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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