it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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