You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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