Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
