She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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