Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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