Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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