I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
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ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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