im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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