Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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