So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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