I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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