You're completely useless in the revolution.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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