he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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