Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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