is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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