He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
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On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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