whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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