Ambien. No doubt about it.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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