Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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