In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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