Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I wish i was in the wii world.
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just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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