Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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