currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
