tell your sister to shave her snatch
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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