In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
