Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
All the doctor said was why
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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