I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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