sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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