just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
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I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
is it fun? or sober?
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