I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
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My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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