dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
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It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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