Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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