Got a toothbrush?
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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