6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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