I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
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u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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