I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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