xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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