Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
there is glitter all over my balls
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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