Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i just had sex bonerless
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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