why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
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i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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