FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
i now understand why vodka
A+ Viking dick
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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