I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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